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Jun 8, 2008 10:43:17 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 8, 2008 10:43:17 GMT 2
A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months.
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Jun 8, 2008 10:43:55 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 8, 2008 10:43:55 GMT 2
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?'
She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.'
I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
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Jun 8, 2008 10:44:24 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 8, 2008 10:44:24 GMT 2
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Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
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Jun 8, 2008 10:44:53 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 8, 2008 10:44:53 GMT 2
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake
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Jun 8, 2008 10:45:05 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 8, 2008 10:45:05 GMT 2
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My kid is a born doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes.
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Jun 8, 2008 10:45:12 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 8, 2008 10:45:12 GMT 2
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
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Jun 10, 2008 9:24:46 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:24:46 GMT 2
Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
-- Goodman Ace
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Jun 10, 2008 9:24:56 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:24:56 GMT 2
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey
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Jun 10, 2008 9:25:06 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:25:06 GMT 2
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
-- Henry Adams
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Jun 10, 2008 9:25:17 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:25:17 GMT 2
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
-- Woody Allen
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Jun 10, 2008 9:25:27 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:25:27 GMT 2
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.
-- Woody Allen
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Jun 10, 2008 9:25:38 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:25:38 GMT 2
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
--Woody Allen
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Jun 10, 2008 9:25:54 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:25:54 GMT 2
Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night. Mendelsson lost.
-- Anonymous
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Jun 10, 2008 9:26:01 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 10, 2008 9:26:01 GMT 2
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
-- Sir Edward Appleton
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Jun 12, 2008 8:58:41 GMT 2
Post by Fenlander on Jun 12, 2008 8:58:41 GMT 2
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
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