Post by Fenlander on May 30, 2008 19:47:07 GMT 2
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
> this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
> the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she will see him later.
>
> The wife glares at the husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
>
> "Oh," replies the husband, "she is my A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
> this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
> the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she will see him later.
>
> The wife glares at the husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
>
> "Oh," replies the husband, "she is my mistress."
>
> "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife, " I have had enough, I
> want a divorce."
>
> "I can understand that," replies her husband, " but remember, if we
> get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
> wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti
> or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision must
> be yours."
>
> Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
> female on his arm.
> "Who is that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> "Ours is prettier," she replies.
>
> "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife, " I have had enough, I
> want a divorce."
>
> "I can understand that," replies her husband, " but remember, if we
> get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
> wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti
> or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision must
> be yours."
>
> Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
> female on his arm.
> "Who is that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> "Ours is prettier," she replies.
> this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
> the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she will see him later.
>
> The wife glares at the husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
>
> "Oh," replies the husband, "she is my A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
> this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives
> the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she will see him later.
>
> The wife glares at the husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
>
> "Oh," replies the husband, "she is my mistress."
>
> "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife, " I have had enough, I
> want a divorce."
>
> "I can understand that," replies her husband, " but remember, if we
> get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
> wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti
> or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision must
> be yours."
>
> Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
> female on his arm.
> "Who is that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> "Ours is prettier," she replies.
>
> "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife, " I have had enough, I
> want a divorce."
>
> "I can understand that," replies her husband, " but remember, if we
> get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
> wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti
> or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision must
> be yours."
>
> Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
> female on his arm.
> "Who is that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
> "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> "Ours is prettier," she replies.