Post by Fenlander on Jun 1, 2008 19:36:54 GMT 2
A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? --Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? -- It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? -- No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? -- All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? -- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? -- No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? -- No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? --She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? --I got proof.
What kind of proof? -- She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? --Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? -- It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge? -- No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? -- All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? -- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? -- No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? -- No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? --She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? --I got proof.
What kind of proof? -- She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'.
