Post by ann on Jun 3, 2008 18:31:09 GMT 2
Why is divorce so expensive?>> Because it's worth it.>>
What do you call a smart blonde?>> A golden retriever.>>
What do lawyers use for birth control?>> Their personalities.>> What's the difference between a girlfriend>> and wife?>> 20 kgs.>>
What's the difference between a boyfriend >> and>> husband?>> 45 minutes.>>
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?>> Through his chest with a sharp knife.>>
Why do men want to marry virgins?>> They can't stand criticism.>>
Why is it so hard for women to find men >> that>> are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?>> Because those men already have boyfriends.>>
What's the difference between a new husband>> and a new dog?>> After a year, the dog is still excited to >> see>> you.>>>>
What makes men chase women they have no>> intention of marrying?>> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars >> they>> have no intention of driving.>>
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all>> in year 9. Who has the biggest boobs?>> The blonde, because she's 18.>> What's the difference between a porcupine >> and>> a police car?>> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.>>
What did the blonde say when she found out>> she was pregnant?>> 'Are you sure it's mine?'>>
Why do men find it difficult to make eye>> contact?>> Breasts don't have eyes.>>
What would you call it when an Italian has>> one arm shorter than the other?>> A speech impediment.>>
What's the difference between an Australian>> zoo and an English zoo?>> An Australian zoo has a description of the>> animal on the front of the cage along >> with...>> 'a recipe..'>> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old>> lady to say the F... word?>> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady >> to>> yell *BINGO*!>>
What's the difference between a northern >> USA>> fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?>> A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a>> time...'>> A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't>> gonna believe this nuts...'>>
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?>> No one's tall enough to go on the good >> rides.
Cheers Ann ;D
What do you call a smart blonde?>> A golden retriever.>>
What do lawyers use for birth control?>> Their personalities.>> What's the difference between a girlfriend>> and wife?>> 20 kgs.>>
What's the difference between a boyfriend >> and>> husband?>> 45 minutes.>>
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?>> Through his chest with a sharp knife.>>
Why do men want to marry virgins?>> They can't stand criticism.>>
Why is it so hard for women to find men >> that>> are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?>> Because those men already have boyfriends.>>
What's the difference between a new husband>> and a new dog?>> After a year, the dog is still excited to >> see>> you.>>>>
What makes men chase women they have no>> intention of marrying?>> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars >> they>> have no intention of driving.>>
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all>> in year 9. Who has the biggest boobs?>> The blonde, because she's 18.>> What's the difference between a porcupine >> and>> a police car?>> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.>>
What did the blonde say when she found out>> she was pregnant?>> 'Are you sure it's mine?'>>
Why do men find it difficult to make eye>> contact?>> Breasts don't have eyes.>>
What would you call it when an Italian has>> one arm shorter than the other?>> A speech impediment.>>
What's the difference between an Australian>> zoo and an English zoo?>> An Australian zoo has a description of the>> animal on the front of the cage along >> with...>> 'a recipe..'>> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old>> lady to say the F... word?>> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady >> to>> yell *BINGO*!>>
What's the difference between a northern >> USA>> fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?>> A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a>> time...'>> A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't>> gonna believe this nuts...'>>
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?>> No one's tall enough to go on the good >> rides.
Cheers Ann ;D
