Post by Fenlander on Jun 6, 2008 9:53:18 GMT 2
God's holiday
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God decides it's time he has a holiday. So he asks St. Peter for his assistance. St. Peter says, "Why don't you go to Mercury?" "Yeah right!" says God, "I went there 25,000 years ago and got the worst sunburn of my life." St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?" "Oh no!" says God, "I went there 10,000 years ago, broke my leg skiing. "St. Peter says, " How about Venus?" "Nope!" says God, too cold" "St. Peter replied, " How about Mars?" "You're joking!" says God, no booze".
St. Peter really fed up with the knock backs, tries again, " How about Earth?" "**** off!" said God, "I went there 2,000 years ago, got some bird pregnant and they're still talking about it".
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God decides it's time he has a holiday. So he asks St. Peter for his assistance. St. Peter says, "Why don't you go to Mercury?" "Yeah right!" says God, "I went there 25,000 years ago and got the worst sunburn of my life." St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?" "Oh no!" says God, "I went there 10,000 years ago, broke my leg skiing. "St. Peter says, " How about Venus?" "Nope!" says God, too cold" "St. Peter replied, " How about Mars?" "You're joking!" says God, no booze".
St. Peter really fed up with the knock backs, tries again, " How about Earth?" "**** off!" said God, "I went there 2,000 years ago, got some bird pregnant and they're still talking about it".
