Post by Fenlander on Jun 6, 2008 16:30:43 GMT 2
Married Humour
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Hus : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Hus : "I was looking for the expiry date."
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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Hus : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes or no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling,
but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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A newly married man asked his wife,
"Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you,
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
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A wife asked her hus: "What do you like most in me,
my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."
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Wife: "What are you doing?"
Hus : Nothing.
Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Hus : "I was looking for the expiry date."
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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Hus : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes or no."
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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling,
but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
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A newly married man asked his wife,
"Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you,
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."
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A wife asked her hus: "What do you like most in me,
my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."