Post by Fenlander on Jul 8, 2008 0:53:01 GMT 2
A husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a
crate
of Stella and sticks it on their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on offer, only £10 for twelve cans!' he explains.
'Put them back. We can't afford it!' insists the wife and they carry
on
shopping...
A few aisles later, the wife picks up a £20 jar of face cream and
sticks it
on their trolley.
'What d'you think you're doing?' asks the man, indignantly.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
So the man replies:
'SO DO TWELVE CANS OF STELLA . . .
AND THEY'RE HALF THE F... ING PRICE!!
crate
of Stella and sticks it on their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on offer, only £10 for twelve cans!' he explains.
'Put them back. We can't afford it!' insists the wife and they carry
on
shopping...
A few aisles later, the wife picks up a £20 jar of face cream and
sticks it
on their trolley.
'What d'you think you're doing?' asks the man, indignantly.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
So the man replies:
'SO DO TWELVE CANS OF STELLA . . .
AND THEY'RE HALF THE F... ING PRICE!!