The Hypnotist

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The Hypnotist



A woman comes home and tells her hus, 'Remember those headaches

I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'


'No more headaches?' the hus asks,'What happened?'

His wife replies,'Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to

Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ,

I do not have a headache;

I d o not have a headache,

I do not have a headache.'



'It worked! The headaches are all gone.'



His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of

fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the

Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?'



The hus agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the hus comes home, rips off his

Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts

her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and

s into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, 'Boy- that was wonderful!'
The hus says, 'Don't move! I'll be right back.'

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even

Better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is

spinning.


Her hus again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

With that, he goes back in the bathroom


This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom,

she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,



She's not my wife.

She's not my wife.

She's not my wife!'



His funeral service will be held on Saturday