Post by Fenlander on Jul 10, 2008 16:01:14 GMT 2
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately
clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologize.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!", she told him
earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few
minutes", he replied as he remained in the fetal position still
clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain".
She began to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty
good... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately
clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologize.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!", she told him
earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few
minutes", he replied as he remained in the fetal position still
clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain".
She began to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty
good... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"