Post by Fenlander on Jul 16, 2008 21:57:09 GMT 2
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.
The fire fighter walk ed over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said
with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said. 'I don't want to tell you; How to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope
around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.'
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren.'