Post by Fenlander on Jul 17, 2008 9:36:43 GMT 2
TRAVELING WITH PRESIDENT BUSH
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to
a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven
in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they
change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six
white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth-shattering gas release ever heard in the British Empire.
It shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in
the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their
nose, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore
the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush saying, 'Mr. President, please
accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some
things that even a Queen cannot control.'
Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it,
I thought it was one of the horses.'
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to
a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven
in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they
change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six
white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth-shattering gas release ever heard in the British Empire.
It shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in
the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their
nose, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore
the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush saying, 'Mr. President, please
accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some
things that even a Queen cannot control.'
Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it,
I thought it was one of the horses.'
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to
a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven
in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they
change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six
white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth-shattering gas release ever heard in the British Empire.
It shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in
the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their
nose, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore
the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush saying, 'Mr. President, please
accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some
things that even a Queen cannot control.'
Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it,
I thought it was one of the horses.'
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to
a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven
in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they
change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six
white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous
earth-shattering gas release ever heard in the British Empire.
It shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in
the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their
nose, but the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore
the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush saying, 'Mr. President, please
accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some
things that even a Queen cannot control.'
Bush, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, 'Your Majesty,
do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it,
I thought it was one of the horses.'