Post by Fenlander on Jul 28, 2008 21:34:09 GMT 2
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and
asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is
quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man
agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to
bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor
then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same
thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or
something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach
himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one
hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the
medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the
doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is
quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man
agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to
bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor
then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same
thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or
something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach
himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one
hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the
medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the
doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."