Post by Fenlander on Aug 3, 2008 10:35:51 GMT 2
Aguy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long
dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all
he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the
clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning.
The clerk says, "We don't call 'em roosters, we call 'em
thingys." "Okay" the man says. "I'll take a thingy and a rabbit for
the farm."
"We pronounce it rubbit says the clerk." "Okay, I'll take
those two things and a mule to carry them home."
"We don't call 'em mules, we call 'em asses and every time the
ass stops walkin', just scratch behind his ear."
So the man walks out of the store with the three animals. He's
walking home when all of a sudden the mule stops.
The man sees a lady passing by and asks, "Can you hold my thingy
and rubbit while I scratch I disagree?"
dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes down there. Now all
he needs are the animals. So he goes into a store and asks the
clerk for a rooster to wake him up every morning.
The clerk says, "We don't call 'em roosters, we call 'em
thingys." "Okay" the man says. "I'll take a thingy and a rabbit for
the farm."
"We pronounce it rubbit says the clerk." "Okay, I'll take
those two things and a mule to carry them home."
"We don't call 'em mules, we call 'em asses and every time the
ass stops walkin', just scratch behind his ear."
So the man walks out of the store with the three animals. He's
walking home when all of a sudden the mule stops.
The man sees a lady passing by and asks, "Can you hold my thingy
and rubbit while I scratch I disagree?"