Post by ann on Aug 4, 2008 22:23:04 GMT 2
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> IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
> An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
> single roll of the dice, at the casino. She said, 'I hope you don't mind,
> but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped
> from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs
> new clothes!'
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
> YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
> 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were
> watching.'
> MORAL OF THE STORY -
> Not all Irish are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
> IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
> An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
> single roll of the dice, at the casino. She said, 'I hope you don't mind,
> but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped
> from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,'Come on, baby, Mama needs
> new clothes!'
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
> YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
> 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were
> watching.'
> MORAL OF THE STORY -
> Not all Irish are stupid, not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.