Post by Fenlander on Aug 5, 2008 9:19:40 GMT 2
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed
one night. Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you
ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole. "Lena, have you ever been
unfaithful?"
"Well, er, yes --- but only three times," she admitted somewhat
embarrassed.
"Hmmm, three times?" questioned Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you
remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"
"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store
and you had a hard time getting approval from the City
Council?" asked Lena. "That was the first time."
"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but
had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she asked.
"That was the second time."
"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?
"The third time was " Lena paused. "Do you remember when you
were running for president of the Sons of Norway and you needed
125 votes?"
one night. Lena leaned over to Ole and said, "Ole, have you
ever been unfaithful during all our years of marriage?"
"Not even once!" exclaimed Ole. "Lena, have you ever been
unfaithful?"
"Well, er, yes --- but only three times," she admitted somewhat
embarrassed.
"Hmmm, three times?" questioned Ole. "That's not so bad. Do you
remember those three times? Can you tell me when?"
"Well, Ole, do you remember when you wanted to build the store
and you had a hard time getting approval from the City
Council?" asked Lena. "That was the first time."
"And, do you remember when you wanted to build an addition, but
had to get the okay from the building inspector?" she asked.
"That was the second time."
"OK, Lena, when was the third time?" queried Ole?
"The third time was " Lena paused. "Do you remember when you
were running for president of the Sons of Norway and you needed
125 votes?"