The Zipper

[Fenlander]

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>THE ZIPPER
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> A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady
>cashier walked up to him and said, 'Your barracks door is open'. Not a
>phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
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> When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly
>is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping.
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> At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady
>was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a
>little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, 'When you
>saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at
attention?'
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> The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and
>said 'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a
>couple of old duffel bags'
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