Post by Fenlander on Aug 8, 2008 18:36:37 GMT 2
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge
dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the
small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch thingy, 3
pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping
his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong
with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20
inch thingy, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
around'."
dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the
small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch thingy, 3
pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping
his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong
with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20
inch thingy, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn
around'."