Post by Fenlander on Aug 8, 2008 18:37:54 GMT 2
So I'm in a traffic jam...
I was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 the other day. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.
I asked him: ‘What’s going on?’
He told that terrorists further down the road had kidnapped Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling and were seeking £30,000 immediately or they were going to douse them both in petrol and set them alight. He looked rather frightened and said he was going from car to car taking up a collection.
I asked: ‘How much is everyone giving on average?’
He replied: ‘About a gallon…’
I was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 the other day. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.
I asked him: ‘What’s going on?’
He told that terrorists further down the road had kidnapped Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling and were seeking £30,000 immediately or they were going to douse them both in petrol and set them alight. He looked rather frightened and said he was going from car to car taking up a collection.
I asked: ‘How much is everyone giving on average?’
He replied: ‘About a gallon…’