Post by Fenlander on Aug 11, 2008 7:56:51 GMT 2
Wedding Night
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At 85 years of age, Roger married Susan, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new hus is so old, Susan decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged hus may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Susan prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Susan hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Susan consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Susan and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
At 85 years of age, Roger married Susan, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new hus is so old, Susan decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged hus may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Susan prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Susan hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Susan consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Susan and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
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At 85 years of age, Roger married Susan, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new hus is so old, Susan decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged hus may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Susan prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Susan hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Susan consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Susan and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
At 85 years of age, Roger married Susan, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new hus is so old, Susan decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged hus may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Susan prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Susan hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Susan consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Susan and says: 'You mean I was here already?'