Post by Fenlander on Aug 11, 2008 7:57:37 GMT 2
lottery win
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A son from a poor family wins five million pounds on the lottery. He goes home and gives his dad five hundred quid.
The old man looks at the cash and says, "thanks, son, this money will mean a lot to me. We've never had much in this family, we've always been poor. You know, I couldn't even afford to marry your mother."
"What!" exclaims the son, "you mean I'm.......well.......a *******?"
"Yep," replies his dad, "and a f*****g tight one, too."