Post by Fenlander on Aug 11, 2008 7:58:26 GMT 2
sailor in town
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A sailor totally broke and desperate for a arrives in port.
He makes his way to the closest brothel and goes in to choose a woman.
He says to the prostitute " I'm flat broke and all I've got to my name are these wicked pair of Reebok's "
The prostitute reluctantly agrees on the condition that she can just lie there and not really participate.
Made up the sailor gets right down to the business.
After about 5 minutes he feels one of her legs come up behind her neck, another few minutes later the other leg comes up. He shouts " ha ha I knew you wouldn't be able to succumb to my rampant love making ! "
The prositute replies " shut the f*** up I'm trying your Reebok's on !
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A sailor totally broke and desperate for a arrives in port.
He makes his way to the closest brothel and goes in to choose a woman.
He says to the prostitute " I'm flat broke and all I've got to my name are these wicked pair of Reebok's "
The prostitute reluctantly agrees on the condition that she can just lie there and not really participate.
Made up the sailor gets right down to the business.
After about 5 minutes he feels one of her legs come up behind her neck, another few minutes later the other leg comes up. He shouts " ha ha I knew you wouldn't be able to succumb to my rampant love making ! "
The prositute replies " shut the f*** up I'm trying your Reebok's on !