Post by Fenlander on Aug 19, 2008 20:54:49 GMT 2
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever
<> after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did <>
> manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever
> she had to shop for groceries.
>
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the
message, and gave her the chicken legs.
>
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know
how to say
it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the
butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her
<> some chicken breasts.
>
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to20the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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Now get back to your emails.
> I don't know about you sometimes.
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<> after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did <>
> manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever
> she had to shop for groceries.
>
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a
chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the
message, and gave her the chicken legs.
>
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know
how to say
it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the
butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her
<> some chicken breasts.
>
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to20the store...
>
>
(Please scroll down)
>
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>
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
>
>
Now get back to your emails.
> I don't know about you sometimes.
>
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