Post by Fenlander on Aug 21, 2008 0:06:07 GMT 2
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would
eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when
you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would
eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when
you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?