Post by ann on Aug 24, 2008 16:38:49 GMT 2
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [
Even if >> you're retired, you sometimes have those days
Try this out:> >> > > >
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the >> thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson >> &Johnson> > > > Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock >> your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be >> disturbed.> > > > Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your >> favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, >> carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become >> chipped or broken.> > > > Now the fun part begins .> > > > Take out the >> literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in >> small print there is a statement:> > > > > > > > ' Every Rectal >> Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then >> sanitized . '> > > > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, >> 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department >> at Johnson &Johnson .'> > > > HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS >> ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN >> YOURS!> > > > .........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face >> and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe >> you should go and work for Johnson &Johnson!!!!!
Even if >> you're retired, you sometimes have those days
Try this out:> >> > > >
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the >> thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson >> &Johnson> > > > Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock >> your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be >> disturbed.> > > > Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your >> favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, >> carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become >> chipped or broken.> > > > Now the fun part begins .> > > > Take out the >> literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in >> small print there is a statement:> > > > > > > > ' Every Rectal >> Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then >> sanitized . '> > > > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, >> 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department >> at Johnson &Johnson .'> > > > HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS >> ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN >> YOURS!> > > > .........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face >> and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe >> you should go and work for Johnson &Johnson!!!!!