Two elderly women were out driving in a large car.

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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could
barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along,
they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they
just went on t hrough. The woman in the passenger seat thought
to herself, 'I must be losing it! I could have sworn we just
went through a red light.'

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection. The
light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the
passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was
also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting
nervous and decided to pay close attention. At the next
intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they
blew right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred! Did you know
that you ran through three red lights in a row?

You could have killed us!'

Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh Crap! Am I driving..?'