Post by Fenlander on Aug 29, 2008 8:52:42 GMT 2
A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going
home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he
finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and
screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an
offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a
couple of days?'..... The husband couldn't believe his luck, so
he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!'
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday,
the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out
of the corner of his left eye.
home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he
finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and
screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an
offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a
couple of days?'..... The husband couldn't believe his luck, so
he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!'
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday,
the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out
of the corner of his left eye.