New song titles

[Fenlander]

New song titles
> >> It was fun being a baby boomer... until now.
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> >> Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics
> >> to accommodate aging baby boomers:
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> >> They include:
> >> Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .
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> >> Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
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> >> The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?
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> >> Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
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> >> Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
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> >> Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now!
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> >> Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
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> >> The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
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> >> Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
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> >> Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair!
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> >> Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
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> >> The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
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> >> Abba --- Denture Queen!
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> >> Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
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> >> Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!
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> >> Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!
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> >> And my favorite:
> >>
> >> Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again!!!