Post by Fenlander on Sept 2, 2008 19:00:48 GMT 2
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy,
cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about
women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, This must be a sign from God! But your still at
fault... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods
his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back
on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you
having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the
police....'
on a snowy,
cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about
women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, This must be a sign from God! But your still at
fault... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods
his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back
on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you
having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the
police....'
cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about
women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, This must be a sign from God! But your still at
fault... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods
his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back
on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you
having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the
police....'
on a snowy,
cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither
of them are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about
women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, This must be a sign from God! But your still at
fault... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods
his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back
on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you
having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the
police....'