Post by Fenlander on Sept 5, 2008 18:47:21 GMT 2
IT STARTED WITH THE FROG
A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and
knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex
with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy
it, and I'm not leaving until I get it'.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he
liked.
He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any
venereal diseases?'
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots after making love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I
want'.
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the
first room on the right. He headed down the hall
dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The
Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one
of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys..
She will then get the Dose that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in
the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets
home Mum, will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes
to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a
quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the
b***ard I want to get.............. coz he ran over my
FROG
A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and
knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex
with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy
it, and I'm not leaving until I get it'.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he
liked.
He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any
venereal diseases?'
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots after making love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I
want'.
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the
first room on the right. He headed down the hall
dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The
Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one
of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys..
She will then get the Dose that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in
the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets
home Mum, will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes
to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a
quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the
b***ard I want to get.............. coz he ran over my
FROG
A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and
knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex
with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy
it, and I'm not leaving until I get it'.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he
liked.
He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any
venereal diseases?'
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots after making love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I
want'.
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the
first room on the right. He headed down the hall
dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The
Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one
of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys..
She will then get the Dose that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in
the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets
home Mum, will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes
to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a
quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the
b***ard I want to get.............. coz he ran over my
FROG
A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and
knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and
asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex
with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy
it, and I'm not leaving until I get it'.
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come
in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he
liked.
He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any
venereal diseases?'
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get
shots after making love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I
want'.
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the
first room on the right. He headed down the hall
dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the
frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The
Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the
only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one
of the others?'
He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get
home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they
leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because
she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys..
She will then get the Dose that I just caught.
When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in
the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets
home Mum, will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes
to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a
quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the
b***ard I want to get.............. coz he ran over my
FROG