Confucius Says

[ann]

>> Confucius Says
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who run in front of car get tired.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who run behind car get exhausted.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man with hand in pocket feel thingyy all day.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man with one chopstick go hungry.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.>> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*>>
Person who deletes this has no humor!!!>>

[Fenlander]

nice one