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Post by ann on Sept 25, 2008 19:34:17 GMT 2
> MARRIED TOO LONG!! > > > > > > Three women: one engaged, one married and one a > mistress, > > are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to > their > > relationships. > > > > They decided that night to surprise their men. > > > > All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, > > stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. > > > > A few days later they meet up for lunch. > > > > The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend > came > > over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall > stilettos > > and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman > of my > > dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night > long. > > > > The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover > at his > > office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, > mask > > over my eyes and a raincoat. > > When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, > but we > > had wild sex for hours. > > > > The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my > > mother's house for the night. When my husband came > home > > I was wearing the leather bra, black > > stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He > walked in > > the door, looked at me and said.......... > > > > 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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