Post by Fenlander on Oct 11, 2008 20:00:25 GMT 2
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the
city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.
She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who
can tell me what this is?"
A little girl raised her hand. "Yes, Janie, what do you think
it is?" "It's a cow, teacher." "Very good, Janie," said the
teacher.
Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered
correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was
unable to stump the class.
Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult.
She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just
stared, but nobody offered an answer.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "What does your mommy
call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?"
Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, - "ooh,
ooh!, I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard!"
city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.
She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who
can tell me what this is?"
A little girl raised her hand. "Yes, Janie, what do you think
it is?" "It's a cow, teacher." "Very good, Janie," said the
teacher.
Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered
correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was
unable to stump the class.
Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult.
She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just
stared, but nobody offered an answer.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "What does your mommy
call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?"
Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, - "ooh,
ooh!, I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard!"