STORKS

[angryumpire]

We have a Stork building a nest on the Electric Pylon, 15 metres away from our bedroom, , how quaint you are thinking, don't be fooled, the bloody thing is clacking its beak all night and waking us up, , bring back the Ramadan Drummer,

[crystal]

when you say stork do you mean tub of margerine?

[angryumpire]

It's alright for you to laugh, it's like Casey's Court at night in our house, the noise is similar to the W.I. discussing what to get involved in next.

[crystal]

wats the w.i winning inglish lol

[angryumpire]

That bloody dyslexic Storks back ( disappeared for 2 weeks) and is still building a nest, it will make a nice duo with the Ramadan Drummer at 3am every day.

When it flies over our house its like being in the shadow of a Stealth Bomber, the kitchen is in darkness.

[crystal]

thats why they invented electricity so put a light on in the kitchen then the drummer can see and knock for money

[angryumpire]

That chuffing Storks back again, I thought I was dreaming, but no, 4.30 am it started clacking.

I hope its gay, so when it finds out that all the gay storks are in Dalyan/Dalaman it will decide to move there and leave us to a good nights sleep.